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Any thing awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
 
by: Charles Lamb
For God's sake (I never was more serious), don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print.
 
by: Charles Lamb
I am determined my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
 
by: Charles Lamb
Who first invented work, and bound the free
And holyday-rejoicing spirit down?
 
by: Charles Lamb
When my sonnet was rejected, I exclaimed, 'Damn the age; I will write for Antiquity!'
 
by: Charles Lamb
Oh dear, I never realized what a terrible lot of explaining one has to do in a murder!
 
by: Agatha Christie
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
 
by: James Joyce