I
The Comte de Bonzag, on the ruined
esplanade of his Chateau de Keragouil, frowned into
the distant crepuscle of haystack and multiplied hedge,
crumpling in his nervous hands two annoying slips of
paper. The rugged body had not one more pound
of flesh than was absolutely necessary to hold together
the long, pointed bones. The bronzed, haphazard
face was dominated by a stiff comb of orange-tawny
hair, which faithfully reproduced the gaunt unloveliness
of generations of Bonzags. But there lurked in
the rapid advance of the nose and the abrupt, obstinate
eyes a certain staring defiance which effectively limited
the field of comment.
At his back, the riddled silhouette
of ragged towers and crumbling roof reflected against
the gentle skies something of the windy raiment of
its owner. It was a Gascon chateau, arrogant
and threadbare, which had never cried out at a wound,
nor suffered the indignity of a patch. About it
and through it, hundreds of swallows, its natural inheritors,
crossed and recrossed in their vacillating flight.
Out of the obscurity of the green
pastures that melted away into the near woods, the
voice of a woman suddenly rose in a tender laugh.
The Comte de Bonzag sat bolt upright,
dislodging from his lap a black spaniel, who tumbled
on a matronly hound, whose startled yelp of indignation
caused the esplanade to vibrate with dogs, that, scurrying
from every cranny, assembled in an expectant circle,
and waited with hungry tongues the intentions of their
master.
The Comte, listening attentively,
perceived near the stable his entire domestic staff
reclining happily on the arm of Andoche, the Sapeur-Pompier,
the hero of a dozen fires.
“No, there are no longer any
servants!” he exclaimed, with a bitterness that
caused a stir in the pack; then angrily he shouted
with all his forces: “Francine! Hey,
there, Francine! Come here at once!”
The indisputable fact was that Francine
had asked for her wages. Such a demand, indelicate
in its simplest form, had been further aggravated by
a respectful but clear ultimatum. It was pay,
or do the cooking, and if the first was impossible,
the second was both impossible and distasteful.
The enemy duly arrived, dimpled and
plump, an honest thirty-five, a solid widow, who stopped
at the top of the stairs with the distant respect
which the Comte de Bonzag inspired even in his creditors.
“Francine, I have thought much,”
said the Comte, with a conciliatory look. “You
were a little exaggerated, but you were in your rights.”
“Ah, Monsieur lé
Comte, six months is long when one has a child who
must be ”
“We will not refer again to
our disagreement,” the Comte said, interrupting
her sternly. “I have simply called you to
hear what action I have decided on.”
“Oh, yes, M’sieur; thank you, M’sieur
lé Comte.”
“Unluckily,” said Bonzag,
frowning, “I am forced to make a great sacrifice.
In a month I could probably have paid all I
have a great uncle at Valle-Temple who is exceedingly
ill. But however, we will hold that
for the future. I owe you, my good Francine, wages
for six months sixty francs, representing
your service with me. I am going to give you
on account, at once, twenty francs, or rather something
immeasurably more valuable than that sum.”
He drew out the two slips of paper, and regarded them
with affection and regret. “Here are two
tickets for the Grand Lottery of France, which will
be drawn this month, ten francs a ticket. I had
to go to Chantreuil to get them; number 77,707 and
number 200,013. Take them they are
yours.”
“But, M’sieur lé
Comte,” said Francine, looking stupidly at the
tickets she had passively received. “It’s it’s
good round pieces of silver I need.”
“Francine,” cried de Bonzag,
in amazed indignation, “do you realize that
I probably have given you a fortune and
that I am absolving you of all division of it with
me!”
“But, M’sieur ”
“That there are one hundred
and forty-five numbers that will draw prizes.”
“Yes, M’sieur lé Comte; but ”
“That there is a prize of one
quarter of a million, one third of a million ”
“All the same ”
“That the second prize is for
one-half a million, and the first prize for one round
million francs.”
“M’sieur says?” said Francine, whose
eyes began to open.
“One hundred and forty-five
chances, and the lowest is for a hundred francs.
You think that isn’t a sacrifice, eh?”
“Well, Monsieur lé
Comte,” Francine said at last with a sigh, “I’ll
take them for twenty francs. It’s not good
round silver, and there’s my little girl ”
“Enough!” exclaimed de
Bonzag, dismissing her with an angry gesture.
“I am making you an heiress, and you have no
gratitude! Leave me and send hither
Andoche.”
He watched the bulky figure waddle
off, sunk back in his chair, and repeated with profound
dejection; “No gratitude! There, it’s
done: this time certainly I have thrown away
a quarter of a million at the lowest!”
Presently Andoche, the Sapeur-Pompier,
the brass helmet under his arm, appeared at the top
of the steps, smiling and thirsty, with covetous eyes
fastened on the broken table, at the carafe containing
curacoa that was white and “Triple-Sec.”
“Ah, it’s you, Andoche,”
said the Comte, finally, drawn from his abstraction
by a succession of rapid bows. He took two full-hearted
sighs, pushed the carafe slightly in the direction
of the Sapeur-Pompier, and added: “Sit
down, my good Andoche. I have need to be a little
gay. Suppose we talk of Paris.”
It was the cue for Andoche to slip
gratefully into a chair, possess the carafe and prepare
to listen.
II
At the proper age of thirty-one, the
Comte de Bonzag fell heir to the enormous sum of fifteen
thousand francs from an uncle who had made the fortune
in trade. With no more delay than it took the
great Emperor to fling an army across the Alps, he
descended on Paris, resolved to repulse all advances
which Louis Napoleon might make, and to lend the splendor
of his name and the weight of his fortune only to the
Cercle Royale. Two weeks devoted to
this loyal end strengthened the Bourbon lines perceptibly,
but resulted in a shrinkage of four thousand francs
in his own. Next remembering that the aristocracy
had always been the patron of the arts, he determined
to make a rapid examination of the coulisses
of the opera and the regions of the ballet. A
six-days’ reconnaissance discovered not the
slightest signs of disaffection; but the thoroughness
of his inquiries was such that the completion of his
mission found him with just one thousand francs in
pocket. Being not only a Loyalist and a patron
of the arts, but a statesman and a philosopher, he
turned his efforts toward the Quartier Latin,
to the great minds who would one day take up the guidance
of a more enlightened France. There he made the
discovery that one amused himself more than at the
Cercle Royale, and spent considerably less
than in the arts, and that at one hundred francs a
week he aroused an enthusiasm for the Bourbons which
almost attained the proportions of a riot.
The three months over, he retired
to his estate at Keragouil, having profoundly stirred
all classes of society, given new life to the cause
of His Majesty, and regretting only, as a true gentleman,
the frightful devastation he had left in the hearts
of the ladies.
Unfortunately, these brilliant services
to Parisian society and his king had left him without
any society of his own, forced to the consideration
of the difficult problem of how to keep his pipe lighted,
his cellar full, and his maid-of-all-work in a state
of hopeful expectation, on nothing a year.
Nothing daunted, he attacked this
problem of the family bankruptcy with the vigor and
the daring of a D’Artagnan. Each year he
collected laboriously twenty francs, and invested
them in two tickets for the Great Lottery, valiantly
resolved, like a Gascon, to carry off both first and
second prizes, but satisfied as a philosopher if he
could figure among the honorable mentions. Despite
the fact that one hundred and forty-five prizes were
advertised each year, in nineteen attempts he had
not even had the pleasure of seeing his name in print.
This result, far from discouraging him, only inflamed
his confidence. For he had dipped into mathematics,
and consoled himself by the reflection that, according
to the law of probabilities, each year he became the
more irresistible.
Lately, however, one obstacle had
arisen to the successful carrying out of this system
of finance. He employed one servant, a maid-of-all-work,
who was engaged for the day, with permission to take
from the garden what she needed, to adorn herself
from the rose-bushes, to share the output of La Belle
Etoile, the cow, and to receive a salary of ten francs
a month. The difficulty invariably arose over
the interpretation of this last clause. For the
Comte was not regular in his payments, unless it could
be said that he was regular in not paying at all.
So it invariably occurred that the
maid-of-all-work from a state of unrest gradually
passed into open rebellion, especially when the garden
was not productive and the roses ceased to bloom.
When the ultimatum was served, the Comte consulted
his resources and found them invariably to consist
of two tickets of the Lottery of France, cash value
twenty francs, but, according to the laws of probability,
increasingly capable of returning one million, five
hundred thousand francs. On one side was the
glory of the ancient name, and the possibility of another
descent on Paris; opposed was the brutal question
of soup and ragout. The man prevailed, and the
maid-of-all-work grudgingly accepted the conditions
of truce. Then the news of the drawing arrived
and the domestic staff departed.
This comedy, annually repeated, was
annually played on the same lines. Only each
year the period intervening between the surrender of
the tickets and the announcement of the lottery brought
an increasing agony. Each time as the Comte saw
the precious slips finally depart in the hands of
the maid-of-all-work, he was convinced that at last
the laws of probability must fructify. Each year
he found a new meaning in the cabalistic mysteries
of numbers. The eighteenth attempt, multiplied
by three, gave fifty-four, his age. Success was
inevitable: nineteen, a number indivisible and
chaste above all others, seemed specially designated.
In a word, the Comte suffered during these periods
as only a gambler of the fourth generation is able
to suffer.
At present the number twenty appeared
to him to have properties no other number had possessed,
especially in the reappearance of the zero, a figure
which peculiarly attracted him by its symmetry.
His despair was consequently unlimited.
Ordinarily the news of the lottery
arrived by an inspector of roads, who passed through
Keragouil a week or so after the announcement in the
press; for the Comte, having surrendered his ticket,
was only troubled lest he had won.
This time, to the upsetting of all
history, an Englishman on a bicycle trip brought him
a newspaper, an article almost unknown to Keragouil,
where the shriek of the locomotive had yet to penetrate.
The Comte de Bonzag, opening the paper
with the accustomed sinking of the heart, was startled
by the staring headlines:
RESULTS OF THE LOTTERY
A glance at the winners of the first
and second prizes reassured him. He drew a breath
of satisfaction, saying gratefully; “Ah, what
luck! God be praised! I’ll never do
that again!”
Then, remembering with only an idle
curiosity the one hundred and forty-three mediocre
prizes on the list, he returned to the perusal.
Suddenly the print swam before his eyes, and the great
esplanade seemed to rise. Number 77,707 had won
the fourth prize of one hundred thousand francs; number
200,013, a prize of ten thousand francs.
III
The emotion which overwhelmed Napoleon
at Waterloo as he beheld his triumphant squadrons
go down into the sunken road was not a whit more complete
than the despair of the Comte de Bonzag when he realized
that the one hundred and ten thousand francs which
the laws of probability had finally produced was now
the property of Francine, the cook.
One hundred and ten thousand francs!
It was colossal! Five generations of Bonzags
had never touched as much as that. One hundred
and ten thousand francs meant the rehabilitation of
the ancient name, the restoration of the Chateau de
Keragouil, half the year at Paris, in the Cercle
Royale, in the regions of art, and among the great
minds that were still young in the Quartier and
all that was in the possession of a plump Gascony
peasant, whose ideas of comfort and pleasure were
satisfied by one hundred and twenty francs a year.
“What am I going to do?”
he cried, rising in an outburst of anger. Then
he sat down in despair. There was nothing to do.
The fact was obvious that Francine was an heiress,
possessed of the greatest fortune in the memory of
Keragouil. There was nothing to do, or rather,
there was manifestly but one way open, and the Comte
resolved on the spot to take it. He must have
back the lottery tickets, though it meant a Comtesse
de Bonzag.
Fortunately for him, Francine knew
nothing of the arrival of the paper. Though it
was necessary to make haste, there was still time for
a compatriot of D’Artagnan. There was,
of course, Andoche, the Sapeur-Pompier; but a
Bonzag who had had three months’ experience with
the feminine heart of Paris was not the man to trouble
himself over a Sapeur-Pompier. That evening,
in the dim dining-room, when Francine arrived with
the steaming soup, the Comte, who had waited with a
spoon in his fist and a napkin knotted to his neck,
plunged valiantly to the issue.
“Ah, what a good smell!”
he said, elevating his nose. “Francine,
you are the queen of cooks.”
“Oh, M’sieur lé Comte,”
Francine stammered, stopping in amazement. “Oh,
M’sieur lé Comte, thanks.”
“Don’t thank me; it is I who am grateful.”
“Oh, M’sieur!”
“Yes, yes, yes! Francine ”
“What is it, M’sieur lé Comte?”
“To-night you may set another cover opposite
me.”
“Set another cover?”
“Exactly.”
Francine, more and more astonished,
proceeded to place on the table a plate, a knife and
a fork.
“M’sieur lé Cure is coming?”
she said, drawing up a chair.
“No, Francine.”
“Not M’sieur lé Cure? Who,
then?”
“It is for you, Francine. Sit down.”
“I? I, M’sieur lé Comte?”
“Sit down. I wish it.”
Francine took three steps backward
and so as to command the exit, stopped and stared
at her master, with mingled amazement and distrust.
“My dear Francine,” continued
the Comte, “I am tired of eating alone.
It is bad for the digestion. And I am bored.
I have need of society. So sit down.”
“M’sieur orders it?”
“I ask it as a favor, Francine.”
Francine, with open eyes, advanced
doubtfully, seating herself nicely on the chair, more
astonished than complimented, and more alarmed than
pleased.
“Ah, that is nicer!” said
the Comte, with an approving nod. “How have
I endured it all these years! Francine, you may
help yourself to the wine.”
The astonished maid-of-all-work, who
had swallowed a spoon of soup with great discomfort,
sprang up, all in a tremble, stammering with defiant
virtue:
“M’sieur lé Comte
does not forget that I am an honest woman!”
“No, my dear Francine; I am
certain of it. So sit down in peace. I will
tell you the situation.”
Francine hesitated, then, reassured
by the devotion he gave to his soup, settled once
more in her chair.
“Francine, I have made up my
mind to one thing,” said the Comte, filling
his glass with such energy that a red circle appeared
on the cloth. “This life I lead is all
wrong. A man is a sociable being. He needs
society. Isolation sends him back to the brute.”
“Oh, yes, M’sieur lé
Comte,” said Francine, who understood nothing.
“So I am resolved to marry.”
“M’sieur will marry!”
cried Francine, who spilled half her soup with the
shock.
“Perfectly. It is for that
I have asked you to keep me company.”
“M’sieur you M’sieur
wants to marry me!”
“Parbleu!”
“M’sieur M’sieur wants
to marry me!”
“I ask you formally to be my wife.”
“I?”
“M’sieur wants wants me to
be Comtesse de Bonzag?”
“Immediately.”
“Oh!”
Springing up, Francine stood a moment
gazing at him in frightened alarm; then, with a cry,
she vanished heavily through the door.
“She has gone to Andoche,”
said the Comte, angrily to himself. “She
loves him!”
In great perturbation he left the
room promenading on the esplanade, in the midst of
his hounds, talking uneasily to himself.
“Peste, I put it to her
a little too suddenly! It was a blunder.
If she loves that Sapeur-Pompier, eh? A
Sapeur-Pompier, to rival a Comte de Bonzag faugh!”
Suddenly, below in the moonlight,
he beheld Andoche tearing himself from the embrace
of Francine, and, not to be seen, he returned nervously
to the dining-room.
Shortly after, the maid-of-all-work
returned, calm, but with telltale eyes.
“Well, Francine, did I frighten
you?” said the Comte, genially.
“Oh, yes, M’sieur lé Comte ”
“Well, what do you want to say?”
“M’sieur was in real earnest?”
“Never more so.”
“M’sieur really wants to make me the Comtesse
de Bonzag?”
“Dame! I tell you my intentions are honorable.”
“M’sieur will let me ask him one question?”
“A dozen even.”
“M’sieur remembers that I am a widow ”
“With one child, yes.”
“M’sieur, pardon me; I
have been thinking much, and I have been thinking
of my little girl. What would M’sieur want
me to do?”
The Comte reflected, and said generously:
“I do not adopt her; but, if you like, she shall
live here.”
“Then, M’sieur,”
said Francine, dropping on her knees, “I thank
M’sieur very much. M’sieur is too
kind, too good ”
“So, it is decided then,” said the Comte,
rising joyfully.
“Oh, yes, M’sieur.”
“Then we shall go to-morrow,”
said the Comte. “It is my manner; I like
to do things instantly. Stand up, I beg you, Madame.”
“To-morrow, M’sieur?”
“Yes, Madame. Have you any objections?”
“Oh, no, M’sieur lé
Comte; on the contrary,” said Francine, blushing
with pleasure at the twice-repeated “Madame.”
Then she added carefully: “M’sieur
is quite right; it would be better. People talk
so.”
IV
The return of the married couple was
the sensation of Keragouil, for the Comte de Bonzag,
after the fashion of his ancestors, had placed his
bride behind him on the broad back of Quatre Diables,
who proceeded with unaltered equanimity. Along
the journey the peasants, who held the Comte in loyal
terror, greeted the procession with a respectful silence,
congregating in the road to stare and chatter only
when the amiable Quatre Diables had
disappeared in the distance.
Disdaining to notice the commotion
he produced, the Comte headed straight for the courtyard,
where Quatre Diables, recognizing the foot
block, dropped his head and began to crop the grass.
The new Comtesse, fatigued by the novel position,
started gratefully to descend by the most natural
way, that is, by slipping easily over the rear anatomy
of the good-natured Quatre Diables.
But the Comte, feeling the commotion behind, stopped
her with a word, and, flinging his left leg over the
neck of his charger, descended gracefully to the block,
where, bowing profoundly, he said in gallant style:
“Madame, permit me to offer you my hand.”
The Comtesse, with the best intentions
in the world, had considerable difficulty in executing
the movement by which her husband had extricated himself.
Luckily, the Comte received her without yielding ground,
drew her hand under his arm, and escorted her ceremoniously
into the chateau, while Quatre Diables,
liberated from the unusual burden, rolled gratefully
to earth, and scratched his back against the cobblestones.
“Madame, be so kind as to enter your home.”
With studied elegance, the Comte put
his hat to his breast, or thereabout, and bowed as
he held open the door.
“Oh, M’sieur lé Comte;
after you,” said Francine, in confusion.
“Pass, Madame, and enter the
dining-room. We have certain ceremonies to observe.”
Francine dutifully advanced, but kept
an eye on the movements of her consort. When
he entered the dining-room and went to the sideboard,
she took an equal number of steps in the same direction.
When, having brought out a bottle and glasses, he
turned and came toward her, she retreated. When
he stopped, she stopped, and sat down with the same
exact movement.
“Madame, I offer you a glass
of the famous Keragouil Burgundy,” began the
Comte, filling her glass. “It is a wine
that we De Bonzags have always kept to welcome our
wives and to greet our children. Madame, I have
the honor to drink to the Comtesse de Bonzag.”
“Oh, M’sieur lé Comte,”
said Francine, who, watching his manner, emptied the
goblet in one swallow.
“To the health of my ancestors!”
continued the Comte, draining the bottle into the
two goblets. “And now throw your glass on
the floor!”
“Yes, M’sieur,”
said Francine, who obeyed regretfully, with the new
instinct of a housewife.
“Now, Madame, as wife and mistress
of Keragouil, I think it is well that you understand
your position and what I expect of you,” said
the Comte, waving her to a seat and occupying a fauteuil
in magisterial fashion. “I expect that
you will learn in a willing spirit what I shall teach
you, that you may become worthy of the noble position
you occupy.”
“Oh, M’sieur may be sure
I’ll do my best,” said Francine, quite
overcome.
“I expect you to show me the
deference and obedience that I demand as head of the
house of Bonzag.”
“Oh, M’sieur lé Comte, how could
you think ”
“To be economical and amiable.”
“Yes, indeed, M’sieur.”
“To listen when I speak, to
forget you were a peasant, to give me three desserts
a week, and never, madame, to show me the slightest
infidelity.”
At these last words, Francine, already
overcome by the rapid whirl of fortune, as well as
by the overcharged spirits of the potent Burgundy,
burst into tears.
“And no tears!” said De Bonzag, withdrawing
sternly.
“No, M’sieur; no,”
Francine cried, hastily drying her eyes. Then
dropping on her knees, she managed to say: “Oh,
M’sieur pardon, pardon.”
“What do you mean?” cried the Comte, furiously.
“Oh, M’sieur forgive me I will
tell you all!”
“Madame Madame, I
don’t understand,” said the Comte, mastering
himself with difficulty. “Proceed; I am
listening.”
“Oh, M’sieur lé Comte,
I’ll tell you all. I swear it on the image
of St. Jacques d’Acquin.”
“You have not lied to me about
your child?” cried Bonzag in horror.
“No, no, M’sieur; not
that,” said Francine. Then, hiding her face,
she said: “M’sieur, I hid something
from you: I loved Andoche.”
“Ah!” said the Comte,
with a sigh of relief. He sat down, adding sympathetically:
“My poor Francine, I know it. Alas!
That’s what life is.”
“Oh, M’sieur, it’s
all over; I swear it!” Francine cried in protest.
“But I loved him well, and he loved me oh,
how he loved me, M’sieur lé Comte!
Pardon, M’sieur, but at that time I didn’t
think of being a comtesse, M’sieur lé
Comte. And when M’sieur spoke to me, I didn’t
know what to do. My heart was all given to Andoche,
but well, M’sieur, the truth is,
I began to think of my little girl, and I said to myself,
I must think of her, because, M’sieur, I thought
of the position it would give her, if I were a Comtesse.
What a step in the world, eh? And I said, you
must do it for her! So I went to Andoche, and
I told him all yes, all, M’sieur that
my heart was his, but that my duty was to her.
And Andoche, ah, what a good heart, M’sieur he
understood we wept together.”
She choked a minute, put her handkerchief hastily to
her eyes, “Pardon, M’sieur; and he said
it was right, and I kissed him I hide nothing,
M’sieur will pardon me that, and he
went away!” She took a step toward him, twisting
her handkerchief, adding in a timid appeal: “M’sieur
understands why I tell him that? M’sieur
will believe me. I have killed all that.
It is no more in my heart. I swear it by the image
of St. Jacques d’Acquin.”
“Madame, I knew it before,”
said the Comte, rising; “still, I thank you.”
“Oh, M’sieur, I have put it all away I
swear it!”
“I believe you,” interrupted
the Comte, “and now no more of it! I also
am going to be frank with you.” He went
with a smile to a corner where stood the little box,
done up in rope, which held the trousseau of the Comtesse
de Bonzag. “Open that, and give me
the lottery-tickets I gave you.”
“Hanh? You M’sieur says?”
“The lottery-tickets ”
“Oh, M’sieur, but they’re not there ”
“Then where are they?”
“Oh, M’sieur, wait; I’ll
tell you,” said Francine, simply. “When
Andoche went off ”
“What!” cried the Comte, like a cannon.
“He was so broken up, M’sieur,
I was so afraid for him, so just to console him, M’sieur to
give him something I gave him the tickets.”
“You gave him the tickets! The
lottery-tickets!”
“Just to console him yes, M’sieur.”
The lank form of the Comte de Bonzag
wavered, and then, as though the body had suddenly
deserted the clothes, collapsed in a heap on the floor.