“Conflagratam Anno 1677.
Fabricatam Anno 1698. Richardo Powell Armiger
Thesaurar.” The words, set in four panels,
which formed a frieze beneath the pediment of a fine
brick portico, summarised the history of one of the
tall houses at the upper end of King’s Bench
Walk and as I, somewhat absently, read over the inscription,
my attention was divided between admiration of the
exquisitely finished carved brickwork and the quiet
dignity of the building, and an effort to reconstitute
the dead and gone Richard Powell, and the stirring
times in which he played his part.
I was about to turn away when the
empty frame of the portico became occupied by a figure,
and one so appropriate, in its wig and obsolete habiliments,
to the old-world surroundings that it seemed to complete
the picture, and I lingered idly to look at it.
The barrister had halted in the doorway to turn over
a sheaf of papers that he held in his hand, and, as
he replaced the red tape which bound them together,
he looked up and our eyes met. For a moment we
regarded one another with the incurious gaze that
casual strangers bestow on one another; then there
was a flash of mutual recognition; the impassive and
rather severe face of the lawyer softened into a genial
smile, and the figure, detaching itself from its frame,
came down the steps with a hand extended in cordial
greeting.
“My dear Jervis,” he exclaimed,
as we clasped hands warmly, “this is a great
and delightful surprise. How often have I thought
of my old comrade and wondered if I should ever see
him again, and lo! here he is, thrown up on the sounding
beach of the Inner Temple, like the proverbial bread
cast upon the waters.”
“Your surprise, Thorndyke, is
nothing to mine,” I replied, “for your
bread has at least returned as bread; whereas I am
in the position of a man who, having cast his bread
upon the waters, sees it return in the form of a buttered
muffin or a Bath bun. I left a respectable medical
practitioner and I find him transformed into a bewigged
and begowned limb of the law.”
Thorndyke laughed at the comparison.
“Liken not your old friend unto
a Bath bun,” said he. “Say, rather,
that you left him a chrysalis and come back to find
him a butterfly. But the change is not so great
as you think. Hippocrates is only hiding under
the gown of Solon, as you will understand when I explain
my metamorphosis; and that I will do this very evening,
if you have no engagement.”
“I am one of the unemployed
at present,” I said, “and quite at your
service.”
“Then come round to my chambers
at seven,” said Thorndyke, “and we will
have a chop and a pint of claret together and exchange
autobiographies. I am due in court in a few minutes.”
“Do you reside within that noble old portico?”
I asked.
“No,” replied Thorndyke.
“I often wish I did. It would add several
inches to one’s stature to feel that the mouth
of one’s burrow was graced with a Latin inscription
for admiring strangers to ponder over. No; my
chambers are some doors further down number
6A” and he turned to point out the
house as we crossed towards Crown Office Row.
At the top of Middle Temple Lane we
parted, Thorndyke taking his way with fluttering gown
towards the Law Courts, while I directed my steps
westward towards Adam Street, the chosen haunt of the
medical agent.
The soft-voiced bell of the Temple
clock was telling out the hour of seven in muffled
accents (as though it apologised for breaking the
studious silence) as I emerged from the archway of
Mitre Court and turned into King’s Bench Walk.
The paved footway was empty save for
a single figure, pacing slowly before the doorway
of number 6A, in which, though the wig had now given
place to a felt hat and the gown to a jacket, I had
no difficulty in recognising my friend.
“Punctual to the moment, as
of old,” said he, meeting me half-way. “What
a blessed virtue is punctuality, even in small things.
I have just been taking the air in Fountain Court,
and will now introduce you to my chambers. Here
is my humble retreat.”
We passed in through the common entrance
and ascended the stone stairs to the first floor,
where we were confronted by a massive door, above
which my friend’s name was written in white letters.
“Rather a forbidding exterior,” remarked
Thorndyke, as he inserted the latchkey, “but
it is homely enough inside.”
The heavy door swung outwards and
disclosed a baize-covered inner door, which Thorndyke
pushed open and held for me to pass in.
“You will find my chambers an
odd mixture,” said Thorndyke, “for they
combine the attractions of an office, a museum, a laboratory
and a workshop.”
“And a restaurant,” added
a small, elderly man, who was decanting a bottle of
claret by means of a glass syphon: “you
forgot that, sir.”
“Yes, I forgot that, Polton,”
said Thorndyke, “but I see you have not.”
He glanced towards a small table that had been placed
near the fire and set out with the requisites for
our meal.
“Tell me,” said Thorndyke,
as we made the initial onslaught on the products of
Polton’s culinary experiments, “what has
been happening to you since you left the hospital
six years ago?”
“My story is soon told,”
I answered, somewhat bitterly. “It is not
an uncommon one. My funds ran out, as you know,
rather unexpectedly. When I had paid my examination
and registration fees the coffer was absolutely empty,
and though, no doubt, a medical diploma contains to
use Johnson’s phrase the potentiality
of wealth beyond the dreams of avarice, there is a
vast difference in practice between the potential
and the actual. I have, in fact, been earning
a subsistence, sometimes as an assistant, sometimes
as a locum tenens. Just now I’ve
got no work to do, and so have entered my name on
Turcival’s list of eligibles.”
Thorndyke pursed up his lips and frowned.
“It’s a wicked shame,
Jervis,” said he presently, “that a man
of your abilities and scientific acquirements should
be frittering away his time on odd jobs like some
half-qualified wastrel.”
“It is,” I agreed.
“My merits are grossly undervalued by a stiff-necked
and obtuse generation. But what would you have,
my learned brother? If poverty steps behind you
and claps the occulting bushel over your thirty thousand
candle-power luminary, your brilliancy is apt to be
obscured.”
“Yes, I suppose that is so,”
grunted Thorndyke, and he remained for a time in deep
thought.
“And now,” said I, “let
us have your promised explanation. I am positively
frizzling with curiosity to know what chain of circumstances
has converted John Evelyn Thorndyke from a medical
practitioner into a luminary of the law.”
Thorndyke smiled indulgently.
“The fact is,” said he,
“that no such transformation has occurred.
John Evelyn Thorndyke is still a medical practitioner.”
“What, in a wig and gown!” I exclaimed.
“Yes, a mere sheep in wolf’s
clothing,” he replied. “I will tell
you how it has come about. After you left the
hospital, six years ago, I stayed on, taking up any
small appointments that were going assistant
demonstrator or curatorships and such like hung
about the chemical and physical laboratories, the
museum and post mortem room, and meanwhile took my
M.D. and D.Sc. Then I got called to the bar in
the hope of getting a coronership, but soon after
this, old Stedman retired unexpectedly you
remember Stedman, the lecturer on medical jurisprudence and
I put in for the vacant post. Rather to my surprise,
I was appointed lecturer, whereupon I dismissed the
coronership from my mind, took my present chambers
and sat down to wait for anything that might come.”
“And what has come?” I asked.
“Why, a very curious assortment
of miscellaneous practice,” he replied.
“At first I only got an occasional analysis in
a doubtful poisoning case, but, by degrees, my sphere
of influence has extended until it now includes all
cases in which a special knowledge of medicine or physical
science can be brought to bear upon law.”
“But you plead in court, I observe,” said
I.
“Very seldom,” he replied.
“More usually I appear in the character of that
bête noir of judges and counsel the
scientific witness. But in most instances I do
not appear at all; I merely direct investigations,
arrange and analyse the results, and prime the counsel
with facts and suggestions for cross-examination.”
“A good deal more interesting
than acting as understudy for an absent g.p.,”
said I, a little enviously. “But you deserve
to succeed, for you were always a deuce of a worker,
to say nothing of your capabilities.”
“Yes, I worked hard,”
replied Thorndyke, “and I work hard still; but
I have my hours of labour and my hours of leisure,
unlike you poor devils of general practitioners, who
are liable to be dragged away from the dinner table
or roused out of your first sleep by confound
it all! who can that be?”
For at this moment, as a sort of commentary
on his self-congratulation, there came a smart rapping
at the outer door.
“Must see who it is, I suppose,”
he continued, “though one expects people to
accept the hint of a closed oak.”
He strode across the room and flung
open the door with an air of by no means gracious
inquiry.
“It’s rather late for
a business call,” said an apologetic voice outside,
“but my client was anxious to see you without
delay.”
“Come in, Mr. Lawley,”
said Thorndyke, rather stiffly, and, as he held the
door open, the two visitors entered. They were
both men one middle-aged, rather foxy in
appearance and of a typically legal aspect, and the
other a fine, handsome young fellow of very prepossessing
exterior, though at present rather pale and wild-looking,
and evidently in a state of profound agitation.
“I am afraid,” said the
latter, with a glance at me and the dinner table,
“that our visit for which I am alone
responsible is a most unseasonable one.
If we are really inconveniencing you, Dr. Thorndyke,
pray tell us, and my business must wait.”
Thorndyke had cast a keen and curious
glance at the young man, and he now replied in a much
more genial tone
“I take it that your business
is of a kind that will not wait, and as to inconveniencing
us, why, my friend and I are both doctors, and, as
you are aware, no doctor expects to call any part
of the twenty-four hours his own unreservedly.”
I had risen on the entrance of the
two strangers, and now proposed to take a walk on
the Embankment and return later, but the young man
interrupted me.
“Pray don’t go away on
my account,” he said. “The facts that
I am about to lay before Dr. Thorndyke will be known
to all the world by this time to-morrow, so there
is no occasion for any show of secrecy.”
“In that case,” said Thorndyke,
“let us draw our chairs up to the fire and fall
to business forthwith. We had just finished our
dinner and were waiting for the coffee, which I hear
my man bringing down at this moment.”
We accordingly drew up our chairs,
and when Polton had set the coffee on the table and
retired, the lawyer plunged into the matter without
preamble.