’ON THE COURT OF GRUNEWALD,’ BEING A PORTION OF THE
TRAVELLER’S MANUSCRIPT
It may well be asked (it was thus
the English traveller began his nineteenth chapter)
why I should have chosen Grunewald out of so many
other states equally petty, formal, dull, and corrupt.
Accident, indeed, decided, and not I; but I have
seen no reason to regret my visit. The spectacle
of this small society macerating in its own abuses
was not perhaps instructive, but I have found it exceedingly
diverting.
The reigning Prince, Otto Johann Friedrich,
a young man of imperfect education, questionable valour,
and no scintilla of capacity, has fallen into entire
public contempt. It was with difficulty that
I obtained an interview, for he is frequently absent
from a court where his presence is unheeded, and where
his only role is to be a cloak for the amours of his
wife. At last, however, on the third occasion
when I visited the palace, I found this sovereign
in the exercise of his inglorious function, with the
wife on one hand, and the lover on the other.
He is not ill-looking; he has hair of a ruddy gold,
which naturally curls, and his eyes are dark, a combination
which I always regard as the mark of some congenital
deficiency, physical or moral; his features are irregular,
but pleasing; the nose perhaps a little short, and
the mouth a little womanish; his address is excellent,
and he can express himself with point. But to
pierce below these externals is to come on a vacuity
of any sterling quality, a deliquescence of the moral
nature, a frivolity and inconsequence of purpose that
mark the nearly perfect fruit of a decadent age.
He has a worthless smattering of many subjects, but
a grasp of none. ‘I soon weary of a pursuit,’
he said to me, laughing; it would almost appear as
if he took a pride in his incapacity and lack of moral
courage. The results of his dilettanteism are
to be seen in every field; he is a bad fencer, a second-rate
horseman, dancer, shot; he sings I have
heard him and he sings like a child; he
writes intolerable verses in more than doubtful French;
he acts like the common amateur; and in short there
is no end to the number of the things that he does,
and does badly. His one manly taste is for the
chase. In sum, he is but a plexus of weaknesses;
the singing chambermaid of the stage, tricked out in
man’s apparel, and mounted on a circus horse.
I have seen this poor phantom of a prince riding
out alone or with a few huntsmen, disregarded by all,
and I have been even grieved for the bearer of so
futile and melancholy an existence. The last
Merovingians may have looked not otherwise.
The Princess Amalia Seraphina, a daughter
of the Grand-Ducal house of Toggenburg-Tannhauser,
would be equally inconsiderable if she were not a
cutting instrument in the hands of an ambitious man.
She is much younger than the Prince, a girl of two-and-twenty,
sick with vanity, superficially clever, and fundamentally
a fool. She has a red-brown rolling eye, too
large for her face, and with sparks of both levity
and ferocity; her forehead is high and narrow, her
figure thin and a little stooping. Her manners,
her conversation, which she interlards with French,
her very tastes and ambitions, are alike assumed; and
the assumption is ungracefully apparent: Hoyden
playing Cleopatra. I should judge her to be
incapable of truth. In private life a girl of
this description embroils the peace of families, walks
attended by a troop of scowling swains, and passes,
once at least, through the divorce court; it is a
common and, except to the cynic, an uninteresting type.
On the throne, however, and in the hands of a man
like Gondremark, she may become the authoress of serious
public evils.
Gondremark, the true ruler of this
unfortunate country, is a more complex study.
His position in Grunewald, to which he is a foreigner,
is eminently false; and that he should maintain it
as he does, a very miracle of impudence and dexterity.
His speech, his face, his policy, are all double:
heads and tails. Which of the two extremes may
be his actual design he were a bold man who should
offer to decide. Yet I will hazard the guess
that he follows both experimentally, and awaits, at
the hand of destiny, one of those directing hints
of which she is so lavish to the wise.
On the one hand, as Maire du Palais
to the incompetent Otto, and using the love-sick Princess
for a tool and mouthpiece, he pursues a policy of
arbitrary power and territorial aggrandisement.
He has called out the whole capable male population
of the state to military service; he has bought cannon;
he has tempted away promising officers from foreign
armies; and he now begins, in his international relations,
to assume the swaggering port and the vague, threatful
language of a bully. The idea of extending Grunewald
may appear absurd, but the little state is advantageously
placed, its neighbours are all defenceless; and if
at any moment the jealousies of the greater courts
should neutralise each other, an active policy might
double the principality both in population and extent.
Certainly at least the scheme is entertained in the
court of Mittwalden; nor do I myself regard it as
entirely desperate. The margravate of Brandenburg
has grown from as small beginnings to a formidable
power; and though it is late in the day to try adventurous
policies, and the age of war seems ended, Fortune,
we must not forget, still blindly turns her wheel
for men and nations. Concurrently with, and
tributary to, these warlike preparations, crushing
taxes have been levied, journals have been suppressed,
and the country, which three years ago was prosperous
and happy, now stagnates in a forced inaction, gold
has become a curiosity, and the mills stand idle on
the mountain streams.
On the other hand, in his second capacity
of popular tribune, Gondremark is the incarnation
of the free lodges, and sits at the centre of an organised
conspiracy against the state. To any such movement
my sympathies were early acquired, and I would not
willingly let fall a word that might embarrass or
retard the revolution. But to show that I speak
of knowledge, and not as the reporter of mere gossip,
I may mention that I have myself been present at a
meeting where the details of a republican Constitution
were minutely debated and arranged; and I may add that
Gondremark was throughout referred to by the speakers
as their captain in action and the arbiter of their
disputes. He has taught his dupes (for so I
must regard them) that his power of resistance to the
Princess is limited, and at each fresh stretch of
authority persuades them, with specious reasons, to
postpone the hour of insurrection. Thus (to give
some instances of his astute diplomacy) he salved over
the decree enforcing military service, under the plea
that to be well drilled and exercised in arms was
even a necessary preparation for revolt. And
the other day, when it began to be rumoured abroad
that a war was being forced on a reluctant neighbour,
the Grand Duke of Gerolstein, and I made sure it would
be the signal for an instant rising, I was struck dumb
with wonder to find that even this had been prepared
and was to be accepted. I went from one to another
in the Liberal camp, and all were in the same story,
all had been drilled and schooled and fitted out with
vacuous argument. ‘The lads had better
see some real fighting,’ they said; ’and
besides, it will be as well to capture Gerolstein:
we can then extend to our neighbours the blessing
of liberty on the same day that we snatch it for ourselves;
and the republic will be all the stronger to resist,
if the kings of Europe should band themselves together
to reduce it.’ I know not which of the
two I should admire the more: the simplicity of
the multitude or the audacity of the adventurer.
But such are the subtleties, such the quibbling reasons,
with which he blinds and leads this people.
How long a course so tortuous can be pursued with safety
I am incapable of guessing; not long, one would suppose;
and yet this singular man has been treading the mazes
for five years, and his favour at court and his popularity
among the lodges still endure unbroken.
I have the privilege of slightly knowing
him. Heavily and somewhat clumsily built, of
a vast, disjointed, rambling frame, he can still pull
himself together, and figure, not without admiration,
in the saloon or the ball-room. His hue and
temperament are plentifully bilious; he has a saturnine
eye; his cheek is of a dark blue where he has been
shaven. Essentially he is to be numbered among
the man-haters, a convinced contemner of his fellows.
Yet he is himself of a commonplace ambition and greedy
of applause. In talk, he is remarkable for a
thirst of information, loving rather to hear than
to communicate; for sound and studious views; and,
judging by the extreme short-sightedness of common
politicians, for a remarkable provision of events.
All this, however, without grace, pleasantry, or
charm, heavily set forth, with a dull countenance.
In our numerous conversations, although he has always
heard me with deference, I have been conscious throughout
of a sort of ponderous finessing hard to tolerate.
He produces none of the effect of a gentleman; devoid
not merely of pleasantry, but of all attention or
communicative warmth of bearing. No gentleman,
besides, would so parade his amours with the Princess;
still less repay the Prince for his long-suffering
with a studied insolence of demeanour and the fabrication
of insulting nicknames, such as Prince Featherhead,
which run from ear to ear and create a laugh throughout
the country. Gondremark has thus some of the
clumsier characters of the self-made man, combined
with an inordinate, almost a besotted, pride of intellect
and birth. Heavy, bilious, selfish, inornate,
he sits upon this court and country like an incubus.
But it is probable that he preserves
softer gifts for necessary purposes. Indeed,
it is certain, although he vouchsafed none of it to
me, that this cold and stolid politician possesses
to a great degree the art of ingratiation, and can
be all things to all men. Hence there has probably
sprung up the idle legend that in private life he is
a gross romping voluptuary. Nothing, at least,
can well be more surprising than the terms of his
connection with the Princess. Older than her
husband, certainly uglier, and, according to the feeble
ideas common among women, in every particular less
pleasing, he has not only seized the complete command
of all her thought and action, but has imposed on her
in public a humiliating part. I do not here
refer to the complete sacrifice of every rag of her
reputation; for to many women these extremities are
in themselves attractive. But there is about
the court a certain lady of a dishevelled reputation,
a Countess von Rosen, wife or widow of a cloudy count,
no longer in her second youth, and already bereft of
some of her attractions, who unequivocally occupies
the station of the Baron’s mistress. I
had thought, at first, that she was but a hired accomplice,
a mere blind or buffer for the more important sinner.
A few hours’ acquaintance with Madame von Rosen
for ever dispelled the illusion. She is one
rather to make than to prevent a scandal, and she values
none of those bribes money, honours, or
employment with which the situation might
be gilded. Indeed, as a person frankly bad, she
pleased me, in the court of Grunewald, like a piece
of nature.
The power of this man over the Princess
is, therefore, without bounds. She has sacrificed
to the adoration with which he has inspired her not
only her marriage vow and every shred of public decency,
but that vice of jealousy which is so much dearer
to the female sex than either intrinsic honour or
outward consideration. Nay, more: a young,
although not a very attractive woman, and a princess
both by birth and fact, she submits to the triumphant
rivalry of one who might be her mother as to years,
and who is so manifestly her inferior in station.
This is one of the mysteries of the human heart.
But the rage of illicit love, when it is once indulged,
appears to grow by feeding; and to a person of the
character and temperament of this unfortunate young
lady, almost any depth of degradation is within the
reach of possibility.