’Twas he
Gave heat unto the injury,
which returned,
Like a petard ill lighted,
into the bosom
Of him gave fire to’t.
Yet I hope his hurt
Is not so dangerous
but he may recover
Fair
Maid of the Inn.
The prisoner was now presented before
the two worshipful magistrates. Glossin, partly
from some compunctious visitings, and partly out of
his cautious resolution to suffer Sir Robert Hazlewood
to be the ostensible manager of the whole examination,
looked down upon the table, and busied himself with
reading and arranging the papers respecting the business,
only now and then throwing in a skilful catchword as
prompter, when he saw the principal, and apparently
most active, magistrate stand in need of a hint.
As for Sir Robert Hazlewood, he assumed on his part
a happy mixture of the austerity of the justice combined
with the display of personal dignity appertaining
to the baronet of ancient family.
’There, constables, let him
stand there at the bottom of the table. Be so
good as look me in the face, sir, and raise your voice
as you answer the questions which I am going to put
to you.’
’May I beg, in the first place,
to know, sir, who it is that takes the trouble to
interrogate me?’ said the prisoner; ’for
the honest gentlemen who have brought me here have
not been pleased to furnish any information upon that
point.’
‘And pray, sir,’ answered
Sir Robert, ’what has my name and quality to
do with the questions I am about to ask you?’
‘Nothing, perhaps, sir,’
replied Bertram; ’but it may considerably influence
my disposition to answer them.’
’Why, then, sir, you will please
to be informed that you are in presence of Sir Robert
Hazlewood of Hazlewood, and another justice of peace
for this county that’s all.’
As this intimation produced a less
stunning effect upon the prisoner than he had anticipated,
Sir Robert proceeded in his investigation with an
increasing dislike to the object of it.
‘Is your name Vanbeest Brown, sir?’
‘It is,’ answered the prisoner.
‘So far well; and how are we
to design you farther, sir?’ demanded the Justice.
‘Captain in his Majesty’s –regiment
of horse,’ answered Bertram.
The Baronet’s ears received
this intimation with astonishment; but he was refreshed
in courage by an incredulous look from Glossin, and
by hearing him gently utter a sort of interjectional
whistle, in a note of surprise and contempt.
‘I believe, my friend,’ said Sir Robert,
’we shall find for you, before we part, a more
humble title.’
‘If you do, sir,’ replied
his prisoner, ’I shall willingly submit to any
punishment which such an imposture shall be thought
to deserve.’
‘Well, sir, we shall see,’
continued Sir Robert. ’Do you know young
Hazlewood of Hazlewood?’
’I never saw the gentleman who
I am informed bears that name excepting once, and
I regret that it was under very unpleasant circumstances.’
‘You mean to acknowledge, then,’
said the Baronet, ’that you inflicted upon young
Hazlewood of Hazlewood that wound which endangered
his life, considerably lacerated the clavicle of his
right shoulder, and deposited, as the family surgeon
declares, several large drops or slugs in the acromion
process?’
‘Why, sir,’ replied Bertram,
’I can only say I am equally ignorant of and
sorry for the extent of the damage which the young
gentleman has sustained. I met him in a narrow
path, walking with two ladies and a servant, and before
I could either pass them or address them, this young
Hazlewood took his gun from his servant, presented
it against my body, and commanded me in the most haughty
tone to stand back. I was neither inclined to
submit to his authority nor to leave him in possession
of the means to injure me, which he seemed disposed
to use with such rashness. I therefore closed
with him for the purpose of disarming him; and, just
as I had nearly effected my purpose, the piece went
off accidentally, and, to my regret then and since,
inflicted upon the young gentleman a severer chastisement
than I desired, though I am glad to understand it is
like to prove no more than his unprovoked folly deserved.’
‘And so, sir,’ said the
Baronet, every feature swoln with offended dignity,
’you, sir, admit, sir, that it was your purpose,
sir, and your intention, sir, and the real jet and
object of your assault, sir, to disarm young Hazlewood
of Hazlewood of his gun, sir, or his fowling-piece,
or his fuzee, or whatever you please to call it, sir,
upon the king’s highway, sir? I think this
will do, my worthy neighbour! I think he should
stand committed?’
‘You are by far the best judge,
Sir Robert,’ said Glossin, in his most insinuating
tone; ’but if I might presume to hint, there
was something about these smugglers.’
’Very true, good sir. And
besides, sir, you, Vanbeest Brown, who call yourself
a captain in his Majesty’s service, are no better
or worse than a rascally mate of a smuggler!’
‘Really, sir,’ said Bertram,
’you are an old gentleman, and acting under
some strange delusion, otherwise I should be very angry
with you.’
‘Old gentleman, sir! strange
delusion, sir!’ said Sir Robert, colouring with
indignation. ’I protest and declare Why,
sir, have you any papers or letters that can establish
your pretended rank and estate and commission?’
‘None at present, sir,’
answered Bertram; ’but in the return of a post
or two –’
‘And how do you, sir,’
continued the Baronet, ’if you are a captain
in his Majesty’s service how do you
chance to be travelling in Scotland without letters
of introduction, credentials, baggage, or anything
belonging to your pretended rank, estate, and condition,
as I said before?’
‘Sir,’ replied the prisoner,
’I had the misfortune to be robbed of my clothes
and baggage.’
’Oho! then you are the gentleman
who took a post-chaise from –to Kippletringan,
gave the boy the slip on the road, and sent two of
your accomplices to beat the boy and bring away the
baggage?’
’I was, sir, in a carriage,
as you describe, was obliged to alight in the snow,
and lost my way endeavouring to find the road to Kippletringan.
The landlady of the inn will inform you that on my
arrival there the next day, my first inquiries were
after the boy.’
’Then give me leave to ask where
you spent the night, not in the snow, I presume?
You do not suppose that will pass, or be taken, credited,
and received?’
‘I beg leave,’ said Bertram,
his recollection turning to the gipsy female and to
the promise he had given her ’I beg
leave to decline answering that question.’
‘I thought as much,’ said
Sir Robert. ’Were you not during that night
in the ruins of Derncleugh? in the ruins
of Derncleugh, sir?’
‘I have told you that I do not
intend answering that question,’ replied Bertram.
‘Well, sir, then you will stand
committed, sir,’ said Sir Robert, ’and
be sent to prison, sir, that’s all, sir.
Have the goodness to look at these papers; are you
the Vanbeest Brown who is there mentioned?’
It must be remarked that Glossin had
shuffled among the papers some writings which really
did belong to Bertram, and which had been found by
the officers in the old vault where his portmanteau
was ransacked.
‘Some of these papers,’
said Bertram, looking over them, ’are mine, and
were in my portfolio when it was stolen from the post-chaise.
They are memoranda of little value, and, I see, have
been carefully selected as affording no evidence of
my rank or character, which many of the other papers
would have established fully. They are mingled
with ship-accounts and other papers, belonging apparently
to a person of the same name.’
‘And wilt thou attempt to persuade
me, friend,’ demanded Sir Robert, ’that
there are two persons in this country at the same
time of thy very uncommon and awkwardly sounding name?’
’I really do not see, sir, as
there is an old Hazlewood and a young Hazlewood, why
there should not be an old and a young Vanbeest Brown.
And, to speak seriously, I was educated in Holland,
and I know that this name, however uncouth it may
sound in British ears –’
Glossin, conscious that the prisoner
was now about to enter upon dangerous ground, interfered,
though the interruption was unnecessary, for the purpose
of diverting the attention of Sir Robert Hazlewood,
who was speechless and motionless with indignation
at the presumptuous comparison implied in Bertram’s
last speech. In fact, the veins of his throat
and of his temples swelled almost to bursting, and
he sat with the indignant and disconcerted air of
one who has received a mortal insult from a quarter
to which he holds it unmeet and indecorous to make
any reply. While, with a bent brow and an angry
eye, he was drawing in his breath slowly and majestically,
and puffing it forth again with deep and solemn exertion,
Glossin stepped in to his assistance. ’I
should think now, Sir Robert, with great submission,
that this matter may be closed. One of the constables,
besides the pregnant proof already produced, offers
to make oath that the sword of which the prisoner was
this morning deprived (while using it, by the way,
in resistance to a legal warrant) was a cutlass taken
from him in a fray between the officers and smugglers
just previous to their attack upon Woodbourne.
And yet,’ he added, ’I would not have
you form any rash construction upon that subject; perhaps
the young man can explain how he came by that weapon.’
‘That question, sir,’
said Bertram, ‘I shall also leave unanswered.’
’There is yet another circumstance
to be inquired into, always under Sir Robert’s
leave,’ insinuated Glossin. ’This
prisoner put into the hands of Mrs. MacCandlish of
Kippletringan a parcel containing a variety of gold
coins and valuable articles of different kinds.
Perhaps, Sir Robert, you might think it right to ask
how he came by property of a description which seldom
occurs?’
’You, sir, Mr. Vanbeest Brown,
sir, you hear the question, sir, which the gentleman
asks you?’
‘I have particular reasons for
declining to answer that question,’ answered
Bertram.
‘Then I am afraid, sir,’
said Glossin, who had brought matters to the point
he desired to reach, ’our duty must lay us under
the necessity to sign a warrant of committal.’
‘As you please, sir,’
answered Bertram; ’take care, however, what you
do. Observe that I inform you that I am a captain
in his Majesty’s –regiment,
and that I am just returned from India, and therefore
cannot possibly be connected with any of those contraband
traders you talk of; that my lieutenant-colonel is
now at Nottingham, the major, with the officers of
my corps, at Kingston-upon-Thames. I offer before
you both to submit to any degree of ignominy if, within
the return of the Kingston and Nottingham posts, I
am not able to establish these points. Or you
may write to the agent for the regiment if you please,
and –’
‘This is all very well, sir,’
said Glossin, beginning to fear lest the firm expostulation
of Bertram should make some impression on Sir Robert,
who would almost have died of shame at committing such
a solecism as sending a captain of horse to jail ’this
is all very well, sir; but is there no person nearer
whom you could refer to?’
‘There are only two persons
in this country who know anything of me,’ replied
the prisoner. ’One is a plain Liddesdale
sheep-farmer, called Dinmont of Charlie’s Hope;
but he knows nothing more of me than what I told him,
and what I now tell you.’
‘Why, this is well enough, Sir
Robert!’ said Glossin. ’I suppose
he would bring forward this thick-skulled fellow to
give his oath of credulity, Sir Robert, ha, ha, ha!’
‘And what is your other witness,
friend?’ said the Baronet.
’A gentleman whom I have some
reluctance to mention because of certain private reasons,
but under whose command I served some time in India,
and who is too much a man of honour to refuse his
testimony to my character as a soldier and gentleman.’
‘And who is this doughty witness,
pray, sir?’ said Sir Robert,’ some half-pay
quartermaster or sergeant, I suppose?’
’Colonel Guy Mannering, late
of the –regiment, in which, as I told
you, I have a troop.’
‘Colonel Guy Mannering!’
thought Glossin, ’who the devil could have guessed
this?’
‘Colonel Guy Mannering?’
echoed the Baronet, considerably shaken in his opinion.
‘My good sir,’ apart to Glossin, ’the
young man with a dreadfully plebeian name and a good
deal of modest assurance has nevertheless something
of the tone and manners and feeling of a gentleman,
of one at least who has lived in good society; they
do give commissions very loosely and carelessly and
inaccurately in India. I think we had better
pause till Colonel Mannering shall return; he is now,
I believe, at Edinburgh.’
‘You are in every respect the
best judge, Sir Robert,’ answered Glossin ’in
every possible respect. I would only submit to
you that we are certainly hardly entitled to dismiss
this man upon an assertion which cannot be satisfied
by proof, and that we shall incur a heavy responsibility
by detaining him in private custody, without committing
him to a public jail. Undoubtedly, however, you
are the best judge, Sir Robert; and I would only say,
for my own part, that I very lately incurred severe
censure by detaining a person in a place which I thought
perfectly secure, and under the custody of the proper
officers. The man made his escape, and I have
no doubt my own character for attention and circumspection
as a magistrate has in some degree suffered. I
only hint this: I will join in any step you,
Sir Robert, think most advisable.’ But
Mr. Glossin was well aware that such a hint was of
power sufficient to decide the motions of his self-important
but not self-relying colleague. So that Sir Robert
Hazlewood summed up the business in the following
speech, which proceeded partly upon the supposition
of the prisoner being really a gentleman, and partly
upon the opposite belief that he was a villain and
an assassin:
’Sir, Mr. Vanbeest Brown I
would call you Captain Brown if there was the least
reason or cause or grounds to suppose that you are
a captain, or had a troop in the very respectable
corps you mention, or indeed in any other corps in
his Majesty’s service, as to which circumstance
I beg to be understood to give no positive, settled,
or unalterable judgment, declaration, or opinion, I
say, therefore, sir, Mr. Brown, we have determined,
considering the unpleasant predicament in which you
now stand, having been robbed, as you say, an assertion
as to which I suspend my opinion, and being possessed
of much and valuable treasure, and of a brass-handled
cutlass besides, as to your obtaining which you will
favour us with no explanation, I say, sir,
we have determined and resolved and made up our minds
to commit you to jail, or rather to assign you an
apartment therein, in order that you may be forthcoming
upon Colonel Mannering’s return from Edinburgh.’
‘With humble submission, Sir
Robert,’ said Glossin, ’may I inquire if
it is your purpose to send this young gentleman to
the county jail? For if that were not your settled
intention, I would take the liberty to hint that there
would be less hardship in sending him to the bridewell
at Portanferry, where he can be secured without public
exposure, a circumstance which, on the mere chance
of his story being really true, is much to be avoided.’
’Why, there is a guard of soldiers
at Portanferry, to be sure, for protection of the
goods in the custom-house; and upon the whole, considering
everything, and that the place is comfortable for such
a place, I say, all things considered, we will commit
this person, I would rather say authorise him to be
detained, in the workhouse at Portanferry.’
The warrant was made out accordingly,
and Bertram was informed he was next morning to be
removed to his place of confinement, as Sir Robert
had determined he should not be taken there under
cloud of night, for fear of rescue. He was during
the interval to be detained at Hazlewood House.
‘It cannot be so hard as my
imprisonment by the looties in India,’ he thought;
’nor can it last so long. But the deuce
take the old formal dunderhead, and his more sly associate,
who speaks always under his breath; they cannot understand
a plain man’s story when it is told them.’
In the meanwhile Glossin took leave
of the Baronet with a thousand respectful bows and
cringing apologies for not accepting his invitation
to dinner, and venturing to hope he might be pardoned
in paying his respects to him, Lady Hazlewood, and
young Mr. Hazlewood on some future occasion.
‘Certainly, sir,’ said
the Baronet, very graciously. ’I hope our
family was never at any time deficient in civility
to our neighbours; and when I ride that way, good
Mr. Glossin, I will convince you of this by calling
at your house as familiarly as is consistent that
is, as can be hoped or expected.’
‘And now,’ said Glossin
to himself, ’to find Dirk Hatteraick and his
people, to get the guard sent off from the custom-house;
and then for the grand cast of the dice. Everything
must depend upon speed. How lucky that Mannering
has betaken himself to Edinburgh! His knowledge
of this young fellow is a most perilous addition to
my dangers.’ Here he suffered his horse
to slacken his pace. ’What if I should try
to compound with the heir? It’s likely
he might be brought to pay a round sum for restitution,
and I could give up Hatteraick. But no, no, no!
there were too many eyes on me Hatteraick
himself, and the gipsy sailor, and that old hag.
No, no! I must stick to my original plan.’
And with that he struck his spurs against his horse’s
flanks, and rode forward at a hard trot to put his
machines in motion.