Thus have we, as closely and perhaps
satisfactorily as, in such circumstances, might be,
followed Teufelsdrockh, through the various successive
states and stages of Growth, Entanglement, Unbelief,
and almost Reprobation, into a certain clearer state
of what he himself seems to consider as Conversion.
“Blame not the word,” says he; “rejoice
rather that such a word, signifying such a thing, has
come to light in our modern Era, though hidden from
the wisest Ancients. The Old World knew nothing
of Conversion; instead of an Ecce Homo, they
had only some Choice of Hercules. It was
a new-attained progress in the Moral Development of
man: hereby has the Highest come home to the bosoms
of the most Limited; what to Plato was but a hallucination,
and to Socrates a chimera, is now clear and certain
to your Zinzendorfs, your Wesleys, and the poorest
of their Pietists and Methodists.”
It is here, then, that the spiritual
majority of Teufelsdrockh commences: we are henceforth
to see him “work in well-doing,” with
the spirit and clear aims of a Man. He has discovered
that the Ideal Workshop he so panted for is even this
same Actual ill-furnished Workshop he has so long
been stumbling in. He can say to himself:
“Tools? Thou hast no Tools? Why, there
is not a Man, or a Thing, now alive but has tools.
The basest of created animalcules, the Spider
itself, has a spinning-jenny, and warping-mill, and
power-loom within its head: the stupidest of
Oysters has a Papin’s-Digester, with stone-and-lime
house to hold it in: every being that can live
can do something: this let him do. Tools?
Hast thou not a Brain, furnished, furnishable with
some glimmerings of Light; and three fingers to hold
a Pen withal? Never since Aaron’s Rod went
out of practice, or even before it, was there such
a wonder-working Tool: greater than all recorded
miracles have been performed by Pens. For strangely
in this so solid-seeming World, which nevertheless
is in continual restless flux, it is appointed that
Sound, to appearance the most fleeting, should
be the most continuing of all things. The WORD
is well said to be omnipotent in this world; man,
thereby divine, can create as by a Fiat.
Awake, arise! Speak forth what is in thee; what
God has given thee, what the Devil shall not take
away. Higher task than that of Priesthood was
allotted to no man: wert thou but the meanest
in that sacred Hierarchy, is it not honor enough therein
to spend and be spent?
“By this Art, which whoso will
may sacrilegiously degrade into a handicraft,”
adds Teufelsdrockh, “have I thenceforth abidden.
Writings of mine, not indeed known as mine (for what
am I?), have fallen, perhaps not altogether void,
into the mighty seedfield of Opinion; fruits of my
unseen sowing gratifyingly meet me here and there.
I thank the Heavens that I have now found my Calling;
wherein, with or without perceptible result, I am
minded diligently to persevere.
“Nay how knowest thou,”
cries he, “but this and the other pregnant Device,
now grown to be a world-renowned far-working Institution;
like a grain of right mustard-seed once cast into
the right soil, and now stretching out strong boughs
to the four winds, for the birds of the air to lodge
in, may have been properly my doing?
Some one’s doing, it without doubt was; from
some Idea, in some single Head, it did first of all
take beginning: why not from some Idea in mine?”
Does Teufelsdrockh, here glance at that “SOCIETY
FOR THE CONSERVATION OF PROPERTY (Eigenthums-conservirende
Gesellschaft),” of which so many ambiguous
notices glide spectra-like through these inexpressible
Paper-bags? “An Institution,” hints
he, “not unsuitable to the wants of the time;
as indeed such sudden extension proves: for already
can the Society number, among its office-bearers or
corresponding members, the highest Names, if not the
highest Persons, in Germany, England, France; and contributions,
both of money and of meditation pour in from all quarters;
to, if possible, enlist the remaining Integrity of
the world, and, defensively and with forethought,
marshal it round this Palladium.” Does
Teufelsdrockh mean, then, to give himself out as the
originator of that so notable Eigenthums-conservirende
("Owndom-conserving”) Gesellschaft; and
if so, what, in the Devil’s name, is it?
He again hints: “At a time when the divine
Commandment, Thou shalt not steal, wherein
truly, if well understood, is comprised the whole Hebrew
Decalogue, with Solon’s and Lycurgrus’s
Constitutions, Justinian’s Pandects, the Code
Napoleon, and all Codes, Catechisms, Divinities, Moralities
whatsoever, that man has hitherto devised (and enforced
with Altar-fire and Gallows-ropes) for his social
guidance: at a time, I say, when this divine
Commandment has all but faded away from the general
remembrance; and, with little disguise, a new opposite
Commandment, Thou shalt steal, is everywhere
promulgated, it perhaps behooved, in this
universal dotage and deliration, the sound portion
of mankind to bestir themselves and rally. When
the widest and wildest violations of that divine right
of Property, the only divine right now extant or conceivable,
are sanctioned and recommended by a vicious Press,
and the world has lived to hear it asserted that we
have no Property in our very Bodies, but only an accidental
Possession and Life-rent, what is the issue to
be looked for? Hangmen and Catchpoles may, by
their noose-gins and baited fall-traps, keep down
the smaller sort of vermin; but what, except perhaps
some such Universal Association, can protect us against
whole meat-devouring and man-devouring hosts of Boa-constrictors.
If, therefore, the more sequestered Thinker have wondered,
in his privacy, from what hand that perhaps not ill-written
Program in the Public Journals, with its high
Prize-Questions and so liberal Prizes,
could have proceeded, let him now cease
such wonder; and, with undivided faculty, betake himself
to the Concurrenz (Competition).”
We ask: Has this same “perhaps
not ill-written Program,” or any other
authentic Transaction of that Property-conserving Society,
fallen under the eye of the British Reader, in any
Journal foreign or domestic? If so, what are
those Prize-Questions; what are the terms of
Competition, and when and where? No printed Newspaper-leaf,
no farther light of any sort, to be met with in these
Paper-bags! Or is the whole business one other
of those whimsicalities and perverse inexplicabilities,
whereby Herr Teufelsdrockh, meaning much or nothing,
is pleased so often to play fast-and-loose with us?
Here, indeed, at length, must the
Editor give utterance to a painful suspicion, which,
through late Chapters, has begun to haunt him; paralyzing
any little enthusiasm that might still have rendered
his thorny Biographical task a labor of love.
It is a suspicion grounded perhaps on trifles, yet
confirmed almost into certainty by the more and more
discernible humorístico-satirical tendency
of Teufelsdrockh, in whom underground humors and intricate
sardonic rogueries, wheel within wheel, defy all reckoning:
a suspicion, in one word, that these Autobiographical
Documents are partly a mystification! What if
many a so-called Fact were little better than a Fiction;
if here we had no direct Camera-obscura
Picture of the Professor’s History; but only
some more or less fantastic Adumbration, symbolically,
perhaps significantly enough, shadowing forth the
same! Our theory begins to be that, in receiving
as literally authentic what was but hieroglyphically
so, Hofrath Heuschrecke, whom in that case we
scruple not to name Hofrath Nose-of-Wax, was made
a fool of, and set adrift to make fools of others.
Could it be expected, indeed, that a man so known for
impenetrable reticence as Teufelsdrockh would all
at once frankly unlock his private citadel to an English
Editor and a German Hofrath; and not rather deceptively
inlock both Editor and Hofrath in the labyrinthic
tortuosities and covered-ways of said citadel (having
enticed them thither), to see, in his half-devilish
way, how the fools would look?
Of one fool, however, the Herr Professor
will perhaps find himself short. On a small slip,
formerly thrown aside as blank, the ink being all
but invisible, we lately noticed, and with effort decipher,
the following: “What are your historical
Facts; still more your biographical? Wilt thou
know a Man, above all a Mankind, by stringing together
bead-rolls of what thou namest Facts? The Man
is the spirit he worked in; not what he did, but what
he became. Facts are engraved Hierograms, for
which the fewest have the key. And then how your
Blockhead (Dummkopf) studies not their Meaning;
but simply whether they are well or ill cut, what
he calls Moral or Immoral! Still worse is it
with your Bungler (Pfuscher): such I have
seen reading some Rousseau, with pretences of interpretation;
and mistaking the ill-cut Serpent-of-Eternity for
a common poisonous reptile.” Was the Professor
apprehensive lest an Editor, selected as the present
boasts himself, might mistake the Teufelsdrockh Serpent-of-Eternity
in like manner? For which reason it was to be
altered, not without underhand satire, into a plainer
Symbol? Or is this merely one of his half-sophisms,
half-truisms, which if he can but set on the back of
a Figure, he cares not whither it gallop? We
say not with certainty; and indeed, so strange is
the Professor, can never say. If our suspicion
be wholly unfounded, let his own questionable ways,
not our necessary circumspectness bear the blame.
But be this as it will, the somewhat
exasperated and indeed exhausted Editor determines
here to shut these Paper-bags for the present.
Let it suffice that we know of Teufelsdrockh, so far,
if “not what he did, yet what he became:”
the rather, as his character has now taken its ultimate
bent, and no new revolution, of importance, is to be
looked for. The imprisoned Chrysalis is now a
winged Psyche: and such, wheresoever be its flight,
it will continue. To trace by what complex gyrations
(flights or involuntary waftings) through the mere
external Life-element, Teufelsdrockh, reaches his
University Professorship, and the Psyche clothes herself
in civic Titles, without altering her now fixed nature, would
be comparatively an unproductive task, were we even
unsuspicious of its being, for us at least, a false
and impossible one. His outward Biography, therefore,
which, at the Blumine Lover’s-Leap, we saw churned
utterly into spray-vapor, may hover in that condition,
for aught that concerns us here. Enough that
by survey of certain “pools and plashes,”
we have ascertained its general direction; do we not
already know that, by one way and other, it has
long since rained down again into a stream; and even
now, at Weissnichtwo, flows deep and still, fraught
with the Philosophy of Clothes, and visible
to whoso will cast eye thereon? Over much invaluable
matter, that lies scattered, like jewels among quarry-rubbish,
in those Paper-catacombs, we may have occasion to
glance back, and somewhat will demand insertion at
the right place: meanwhile be our tiresome diggings
therein suspended.
If now, before reopening the great
Clothes-Volume, we ask what our degree of progress,
during these Ten Chapters, has been, towards right
understanding of the Clothes-Philosophy, let
not our discouragement become total. To speak
in that old figure of the Hell-gate Bridge over Chaos,
a few flying pontoons have perhaps been added, though
as yet they drift straggling on the Flood; how far
they will reach, when once the chains are straightened
and fastened, can, at present, only be matter of conjecture.
So much we already calculate:
Through many a little loophole, we have had glimpses
into the internal world of Teufelsdrockh; his strange
mystic, almost magic Diagram of the Universe, and how
it was gradually drawn, is not henceforth altogether
dark to us. Those mysterious ideas on TIME, which
merit consideration, and are not wholly unintelligible
with such, may by and by prove significant. Still
more may his somewhat peculiar view of Nature, the
decisive Oneness he ascribes to Nature. How all
Nature and Life are but one Garment, a “Living
Garment,” woven and ever a-weaving in the “Loom
of Time;” is not here, indeed, the outline of
a whole Clothes-Philosophy; at least the arena
it is to work in? Remark, too, that the Character
of the Man, nowise without meaning in such a matter,
becomes less enigmatic: amid so much tumultuous
obscurity, almost like diluted madness, do not a certain
indomitable Defiance and yet a boundless Reverence
seem to loom forth, as the two mountain-summits, on
whose rock-strata all the rest were based and built?
Nay further, may we not say that Teufelsdrockh’s
Biography, allowing it even, as suspected, only a
hieroglyphical truth, exhibits a man, as it were preappointed
for Clothes-Philosophy? To look through the Shows
of things into Things themselves he is led and compelled.
The “Passivity” given him by birth is
fostered by all turns of his fortune. Everywhere
cast out, like oil out of water, from mingling in any
Employment, in any public Communion, he has no portion
but Solitude, and a life of Meditation. The whole
energy of his existence is directed, through long
years, on one task: that of enduring pain, if
he cannot cure it. Thus everywhere do the Shows
of things oppress him, withstand him, threaten him
with fearfullest destruction: only by victoriously
penetrating into Things themselves can he find peace
and a stronghold. But is not this same looking
through the Shows, or Vestures, into the Things, even
the first preliminary to a Philosophy of Clothes?
Do we not, in all this, discern some beckonings towards
the true higher purport of such a Philosophy; and
what shape it must assume with such a man, in such
an era?
Perhaps in entering on Book Third,
the courteous Reader is not utterly without guess
whither he is bound: nor, let us hope, for all
the fantastic Dream-Grottos through which, as is our
lot with Teufelsdrockh, he must wander, will there
be wanting between whiles some twinkling of a steady
Polar Star.